Alrighty... Had my surgery Oct. 17th.
let em scrape out my insides again
my belly button looks weird now... So i went in for my post op.
and well my recovery was a total bitch
first night after surgery my bladder shuts down...
I cant pee, and what does manage to come out...well its blood
but I was too fucked up on morphine to realize woah this aint right
seriously whenever I tried to tell my brain "Somethings wrong" I was telling myself about mcdonalds and snakes.
so the next day I'm trying everything to pee, and in huge amounts of pain.
Finally my aunt decides i must go to the hospital. so we get there im dying
I get into the exam room, and have an argument w the dumb ass nurse over my IV and so the bitch is all pissed off and russing while putting it in my arm, she gets it set and before she can pull the lil stopper thing out she hit it with her hand and blood shoots everywhere! it hurt so flippin bad and all the stupid bitch cares about is if blood got on her face....i wanted to take a bed pan and beat her face in. so of course I get a cathedere, and woooosh relief and a bag full of blood...so when someone comes to empty it...well hello mr.hottie nurse guy. yes please dispose of my bloody pee for me. so yeah turns out i had a kidney infection as a result of the stents that are chilling in my bladder. but back to the post op...
halloween i got the stents out...
doctors enjoy lying to people.
"it wont hurt, it will be a mild discomfort, almost a tickle...."
so here I am, sitting on a table spread eagle for all the world to see....and here comes the doctor with this silver gun thingy.....(just gonna tickle right?)
he litterely put this thing into my urethra, and shoots something from it...then pulls out this other thing to go in and fish out what he just put in there, and at the same time water is being shot into there...wtf!?
so he pulls it all out, and he takes the stent(no joke it was a foot long, this thing traveled from my bladder into my kidneys) waves it in front of my face and says "this is all it was" and then goes back for the second one...
so when its all said and done and im laying there in tears wishing I was dead because it was honestly the most painfull thing i had ever been thru, he pants me on the leg and says "its all over, why r you crying?" never got offered pain meds...hell when the other doc looked a few days before she gave me a fucking shot! ugh i seriously felt like i had been sexually assaulted... but anyways I went to the second post op with the fertility specialist to get the results of my surgery.
Good news: When I had the surgery in 2004 I was a level 3 endo(it goes from 1 being the lowest to 4 being the highest) I was at the time of surgery a level 1! woo go me, good job. Not having a period cured me...I can probably have kids. Bad News: there was no need for the fucking stents. No need for me to get a kidney infection, no need for me to lose control of my bladder like 6 times and look like a fucking 2 year old. No need for me to being excruciating pain for 3 weeks... Arent doctors grand? Oh and to top it all off...this doctor discovered that the doc who did my last surgery removed alot of my left ovary and never told me. If youre reading this Garrett, remember the quack who said I must drink that nasty shit if I ever want kids? Give him 100bucks a month...blah blah blah. Well the fucker reduced my chances of kids himself....I only have one working ovary.... isnt life grand? | 
